Dear Internet,
I am writing to you from a coffeeshop.
It is very hot.
This city’s got buildings.
I like food.
Bye,
Doug.
PS: I request, nay, DARE all of you to come up with themes for my new rooms. There is a kitchen, a bedroom, three closets, a living and dining room, and a bathroom. But the BATHROOM IS ALREADY DECIDED ON. IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON GIVING ME AN IDEA FOR THE BATHROOM, THERE IS NO NEED. THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT, THOUGH.
I don’t have nearly enough furniture. Seriously. The theme of the main area could be “bowling,” or “floor gymnastics.” But I’d have to buy a mat for that one.
MY PARENTS: “Do..do you know how to paint?”
DOUG: “IT DOESN’T MATTER. I have to…I have to beat Timoni!”
MY PARENTS: “That doesn’t sound like a good reason to go through all this work.”
DOUG: “You don’t understand me at all!!! I hate this family!!!”
Alright, I took some creative license with that.
Things currently on the project-list:
Halloween Letter (like a Christmas letter, but better. And without kids. Just a cat, and a mountain of personal belongings)
Arrange new place
Decorate new place
Arrange Web/Print Fight Night
GO!
I need to make Luke paint his room, and then ALL of my rooms will be painted, which is and will always be one more room than you have in your apartment. Mwhahahahahahaha
OH NO
You’ve discovered my only weakness!!