“THE AIR CONDITIONERS DO NOT WORK on the 3rd floor. I sleep with ice packs in the apex of the summer.”
“Where does one begin? Every corner I look, a roach, everytime I visit the management, she’s a roach. Look outside, your car is being towed (even if you live here).”
“I have so many roaches in my apartment my cat is afraid of them.”
“I came home from work today and had eviction papers on my door by the sherrif, giving me a 30 day notice to vacate! Keep in mind I am still IN MY LEASE so I have other ‘means’ that I can do to fight this! Apparently the manager is evicting me because she has found out that my boyfriend spends the night without her knowledge.”
“I realized it was the landlord, Sandra K. Rose. She was barking that I was walking on the grass. I told her I fell, and do you want to know what she said??? “Tell it to the judge!” By 9AM the next morning, there was a “Break in Lease” letter on my door.”
“YOU WILL BE EVICTED IF: You walk on grass, drop something on the floor and someone complains, you have a girlfriend or boyfriend that spends the night and you did’t count it as an overnight guest.”
Some of these reviews are a little dated. But still: EXCITEMENT!


Eh. You point-blank told them that Luke and I live where Wes Horne ought to, remember? And nothing came of it. *shrug*
I hope to someday meet the fabulous Miss Rose.
It’s a good point, and one I considered.
Let’s totally have an On-The-Grass party!