01
Nov
Personal. |
I have been trying to go to lunch for nearly 40 minutes now.
I am still not going, because a person is talking to other lunchgoers about balancing male/female ratios in a collage of pictures.
In my entire history at this job, I have actually never been more interested in clocking people with a teapot than I am today.
You can borrow my teapot if you’d like — there are already some dents from where I’ve wielded it. My friend actually dented her sister’s skull with an unripened cantaloupe when we were in high school, so that might work out for you, too.